The Real True Internet News

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Who Is The Real True Internet News?

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Editor in Chief Pablo the Magnificent graduated from Harvard majoring in psychology with a 4.0 GPA in 1998. Pablo founded Real True Internet News in 1999.

Writers Jethro and Otis were picked up from a Salvation Army shelter in December 2007 to work for the Real True Internet News. We have a very small operating budget and they work for beer and pretzels.

Homie the Clown is our entertainment feature writer.

Paulie “Walnuts”, out of work since The Sopranos ended, handles public relations and collections.

Writer Bunny Swan owns Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon and writes for Real True Internet News in her spare time.

Actor/comedian Denis Leary refuses to meet with us and yells profanities every time we call him asking him to come work for us. However, we’d like to think of him as a consultant.

Lt. Jim Dangle of the Reno Sheriff’s Department is our legal consultant. Since we can’t afford an attorney. Lt. Dangle has so far kept us free from litigation.

Sir Graham Cracker is our foreign world news correspondent. Sir Graham holds a Ph.D in physics and numerous rugby trophies.

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Written by spamtrap

May 14, 2008 at 9:12 pm

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