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Obama Tries to Brainwash Children

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obama1Some parents are enraged over a speech President Obama is going to make on Tuesday, Sept 8. as our nation’s students head back to school.

“It’s absurd”, stated one parent, Twit Palin. “I can’t believe he’s actually going to say something like that… write a letter describing how you would help the president. Oh my God. It’s preposterous! I can’t believe it. It’s like he wants to eliminate the nation’s Christian day care centers and have all those kids working for him like mindless zombies instead of being in day care. I’m very upset.”


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September 5, 2009 at 10:01 am

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Unruly Family Booted Off Plane

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An unruly family was kicked off a flight in Phoenix on the way from Detroit to Seattle.

Wendy Slaughter was traveling with her four children and pregnant sister from Detroit to Seattle with a stopover in Phoenix. At the Phoenix airport they were detained by police and told they were not allowed to continue flying to Seattle.

Slaughter contacted Real True Internet News today to tell us what happened.

“My 10 year old has autism and my six year old has cerebral palsy. So what if they were playing hopscotch in the aisle? Kids are kids you know. It wasn’t their fault that all the toilets overflowed when they were playing boat races in the restrooms. The arrows all had rubber suction cup tips when they were playing cowboys and Indians, and only the inside window broke during the racquetball game. If the outside window had broken too and all the air got sucked out of the cabin, then that would have been a problem. But we paid our fare like everyone else so how dare they kick us off.”

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July 7, 2008 at 10:13 am