Republicans to run Mickey Mouse in 2012
No, we’re not running a cartoon character against President Obama in 2012. Republican voters aren’t that easily fooled. What we’re actually doing is running an anonymous candidate in a Mickey Mouse costume.
The Real True Internet News interviewed Speaker of the House John Boehner today about the Republican’s strategy for 2012.
I would run against Obama myself, but I’d have to miss too much golf if I were president. A person in a Mickey Mouse costume is the best option. Who doesn’t love Mickey Mouse? We’ll win by a landslide.
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