The Real True Internet News

We found this story about an 80 year old stripper, Tempest Storm, on CNN. What? Did Obama take a nap? Bush go on vacation? Al Queda convert to Scientology?

Well, however lazy those other news sites become, the Real True Internet News remains dedicated to reporting the REAL TRUE news to you, via the Internet. So we sent our Las Vegas correspondent to ask Ms. Storm: who wants to watch an 80 year old stripper?

“Actually, nobody. So what I do is a reverse strip. I walk out onto the stage naked carrying a pile of clothes, and the more tips I get, the faster I get dressed. They all yell “PUT IT ON!” at me instead of “TAKE IT OFF!” I made $700 last night. So I’m not really a stripper… I guess I should be called a dresser.”