Sean Connery Reclaims Role of 007 James Bond
Real True Internet News learned today that Sean Connery will reclaim the role he first played over 40 years ago as Agent 007, James Bond.
“If that old geezer Harrison Ford can come back as Indiana Jones, I can come back as 007. He’s only 12 years younger than me. Damn, I still look younger than him anyway.”
An unidentified insider at Paramount Pictures revealed that the new film to be released in 2010 will involve a villain living in a retirement home and feature 007 in a tricked out wheelchair that can fly, travel underwater, and fire 2,000 rounds of .38 caliber ammunition per second.
“I’d love to go up against Indy with his whip. What a joke… a WHIP! Oooh I’m so scared.”
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